a one, two, three, four
wait when do [bad word] in [bad word] in after four
so on five?
yes but i'm not gonna say five
im not gonna say five
you have [bad word] in at four alright
ok, one, two, three, four, now

if you say how are you i'll say not much
my hand and your boob accidentally touch
i snort when i laugh and i [bad word] when i sneeze
stand right behind this guy when he pee's
if i see you waving, my hand goes in the air
even though your waving to that guy over there
i talk [bad word] about you like a, slot box
till i realise that i wrote it in your i.m box
when a waiter says, enjoy your food
every single time i will say, love you too
i mean it, yo, have a seat next to me
pour yourself a cup of my dignity
how was your boyfriend, you two really click
oh you broke up, that guy was a [bad word] 'scuse me, i cannot reach the top rack
oh you dont work here, your just black

awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
i feel like such an [bad word] awkward
it makes my skin crawl
awkward
yo, yo, it makes me feel so small

when i see you i give you a quizical look
do i know you from life or from facebook?
your far away and cause we can't talk yet
we'll act like our eyeballs never met
when we talk, i gotta hide my shame
you think we're BFF but i dont know your name
so here we are in no man's land
do i give you a hug or just shake your hand
i go for the embraco worm and pleasing
you try to pull away but i keep on sqweezing
you try to pass by but we bump and sway
thanks for the dance i'll be on my way
we said our goodbye's and i shed a tear
miss you already, look your still here
i want to avoid further social connection
so i walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction

awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
i feel like such an [bad word] awkward
you think it can't get worse?
awkward
yo, yo, but we've got one more verse

on the elevator ride you want to impose
i'll say i'm pressing open but i'll press door close
if you make it in i will devise
a way to look everywhere but in your eyes
then i'll follow you right out the door
take a look around, this ain't my floor
ring goes your phone, so put it to your cheek
i didn't mean to call you, but now we gotta speak
one last thing, when my voice gets loud
and there's suddenly silence in the croud
i don't care, won't change what i say
all these people are [bad word] s anyway
gozza huh, ooh, super super hot in here sheesh
what, what colour are these wall's, its an off-green
like an aquard-marine

what, what, what, what, what is your name again
i am so sorry i forget, it starts with an h
julian... shulian harrison? nope, julian johnson
where did i get the h from? i don't know
maybe, that's how your name starts
that's [bad word] ..
a wicky wicky wicky wicky
why do you keep trying to open the door
i'm unlocking the door
i know i keep on pressing the handle
and your pressing the thing
no but it's easy just don't press anything
alright one two three
no not even one two three
im not touching it, look my hands are in the air
just unlock it, please
well then here we go
thats aquaview
we out
we're out, oh, we already said that, so
we out, stop