She was sixteen and six feet tall
In a crowd of [bad word] #39; out of the zoo
She stumbled, started to slip and fall
Teeter-tottered on the top of patent leather shoes
I happened to catch her and said
"Maybe [bad word] shoes are a little cumbersome for you"
Maybe for you, now

But not as shaky as I must have seemed
Talkin' junk through her giggle, little teenage dream
And on the phone I could [bad word] 
My dumb luck, [bad word] was gettin weak
For a sec I thought I sounded sweet
But sure enough in a [bad word]  faint voice
I heard myself speak

I could stay a while but sooner or later I'll break your smile
And I can tell a joke but one of these days I'm bound to choke
And we could share a kiss but I feel like I can't go through with this
And I bet we could build a home but I know the right thing for me to do
Is to leave you alone, leave you alone, now

I'm beginnin to like you
So you probably won't get what I'm going to do
I'm walkin' away from you
It probably don't make much sense to you
But I'm tryin to save you
From all of the things that I'll probably say or do
I'll probably do

I could stay a while but sooner or later I'll break your smile
And I can tell a joke but one of these days I'm bound to choke
And we might share a kiss but I feel like I can't go through with this
And I bet we could build a home but I know the right thing for me to do
Is to leave you alone, leave you alone, now

You'll probably call me a fool
And say I'm doin' exactly what a coward would do
An I'm beginnin to like you
Its a shame, what a lame way to live but what can I do?
I hope you appreciate what I do

I'm a martyr for my love for you
martyr for my love for you
martyr for my love for you
martyr for my love for you