[JERMAINE AND BRET] 
Frodo, don't wear the ring. 
I know it's very tempting. 
Yes, you will appear to disappear, 
But the dark riders they'll know you're there. 
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies' 

[EUGENE as [bad word]  
Many spies, have many eyes' 

[JERMAINE AND BRET] 
One ring to bind them, to find them, 
One ring [bad word] them all, 
One ring to bind them, one to find them, 
One ring [bad word] them ALLLLLLL!!! 
Yea, Little Frodo! 
You've got [bad word] them, [bad word] them with the [bad word] [bad word] them 
with your ring! 

[EUGENE as [bad word]  
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds. 

[MEL as Arwen] 
If you want [bad word] and claim him! 

[BRET as Frodo] 
Do they, Gandalf' 

[MURRAY as Gandalf] 
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks! 

[JERMAINE as Sam] 
I can't carry the ring 
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo. 

[DAVE as Aragorn] 
You have my sword, 

[BRET as Legolas] 
And my bow, 

[DAVE as Gimli] 
And my axe! 

[MEL as Arwen] 
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor! 

[JERMAINE as Sam] 
Mordor' 

[DAVE as Aragorn] 
We'll never make it. 
There's thousands of them and only nine of us' 

[BRETas Frodo with ring] 
Ohhhh' 

[DAVE as Aragorn] 
We made it' 

[BRET as Frodo] 
Hurray, we made it. 

[BRET AND JERMAINE] 
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring' 
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing' 
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4 
Your little [bad word] so close to the floor. 
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor 
The Fellowship! 
(Yea the fellowship) 
I don't rap about [bad word] and hos, 
I rap about witches and trolls, 
just passing on the words of the Elven king, 
Wisdom to all 
Frodo! Don't wear the ring! 

[JERMAINE AND BRET] 
Frodo don't wear the ring, 
The magical bling bling, 
You'll never be the Lord of the Rings