I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass
It's tickin' like a clock
It's a matter of time
Before we [bad word] out...
When I thought he was mine,
She caught him by the mouth

I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie,
He was the only one for me
Two weeks and we'd caught on fire
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

Second chances they don't
Never matter, people never change.
Once a [bad word] you're nothing more,
I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness,
we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

I watched his wildest [bad word] [bad word] 
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest [bad word] [bad word] 
Not one of them involving.

Whoa, I never meant to brag,
but I got him where I want him now.

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.