I don't eat burgers like they do with all the cheese
I'll take a number four but hold the bacon please
I can't eat lobster, can't eat shrimp, and can't eat crab
Some people say that its the very best I'll never have

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
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I don't eat camel, don't eat pig, and don't eat hare
People don't understand and think that it's unfair
But hooves are cloven, and they like to chew their cud
And who wants to eat something that rolls around in mud

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face

Im a Jew that likes her food
Dont [bad word] But its better when its redder
Im not lying, dont mix cheddar with your meat instead-er

I love my fair share of knishes
Matzah balls and gefilte fishes
I promise this, promise this
Being kosher is marvelous

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
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