Well, I must have a door in the back of my head
Where I dump out all the [bad word] so I can just feel solid again
No more sitting around thinking about your hair
Because I must have a door in the back of my head.

Yeah, I got a beautiful new Asian girlfriend
 [bad word] over and hangs around for days in my bed.
Yeah, you can't seriously believe I'm thinking about you, man
'Cause I must have a door in the back of my, the back of my head.

Well, it's a brand new day and I'm walking around old town.
I feel cool as [bad word]  because I got no thoughts keeping me down
I'm thinking bla-bla-de, bla, bla to your trip.
'Cause I must have a door in the back of my, back of my head.