I woke up this morning I couldn't get out of bed
 I had a couple of drinks last night I guess it went to my head
 I slept through my wake up call Forgot to feed the cat
 There's only one thing wrong I don't know where I'm at
 Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me
 You've had your chances, don't bother me
 Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
 You've had your chances, don't bother me
 I've got to get a move on It's a quarter to ten
 I can't find my keys at all Forgot my suit again
 I get to work, the boss says "late" This happens everyday
 Once more you've lost your job
 I don't care anyway
 Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me
 You've had your chances, don't bother me
 Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
 You've had your chances, don't bother me
 One drink is all you're really asking for
 But you want more
 Yesterday I lost my job
 It doesn't bother me
 I'll do what I want and I'll do it again
 You just wait and see
 Time for a drink and no time to think
 With a bottle [bad word]  Well [bad word] low and it's time to go
 Out to get me some
 Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for me
 You've had your chances, don't bother me
 Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
 You've had your chances, don't bother me