long time ago, on Halloween night,
Under the glow of the full moon's light,
group of children, out to trick or treat,
Find themselves locked out of the house of sweets

The three keys that will open the door,
Were stolen by creatures never seen here before,
witch, a vampire, and skeleton pirates,
Someone must be brave enough to go out and find them

 [bad word]  [bad [bad word] 
Don't let them get you,
When the moon is bright,
It's Halloween tonight
 [bad [bad word] Run,
Before they get you,
When the moon is bright,
It's Halloween tonight

VERSE
When every living thing,
Is hiding in the silent night,
You hear a cry

Her eyes are fire flames,
But her heart is cold as ice,
Hear my advice
(Or you'll pay the price)

 [bad word] 
Smelly robe, and pointy hat
Greenish skin, and spooky cat
Chanting spells in a high pitch
Holy Cow! She's a witch!

 [bad word] 

VERSE
Though you can barely see,
Just for a moment you believe,
There's something in the air

In the midnight hour,
 [bad word] to trail you in disguise,
Open your eyes
(He's got appetite)

 [bad word] 
Pale as the moon, and quick as a bat
Fangs so long, they could poke through 10 hats
He hides in the shadows like a big tarantula [bad word] for you life! It's Count Dracula!

 [bad word] 

BRIDGE
The skeletons, the skeletons (repeat)
Their bones can shake like gelatin (repeat)
And if you hear a clickty-clack (repeat)
You'd [bad word]  and don't turn back! (repeat)