lot I've wondered,
How do I swing this?
I gotta be up for a long while,
'Cause I gotta know it, know it tonight.
'Cause if I did,
Would That Not Be Nice.

I wish that I was in Minneapolis,
Like Barbarita, we lay lights flat,
And share a feeling under the moonlight. [bad word] to think it,
Would That Not Be Nice.

There's Cleopatra, up on her [bad word] Cleopatra [bad word]  come back home
I'll be here waiting with basmati rice.
Can you tell me now,
Would That Not Be Nice.

You're so [bad word]  a little deranged.
Sometimes I wish that, you were just strange,
I must admit it, that sounds alright.
And if you were, 
Would That Not Be Nice.

You got a carpet, candelabra from California.
And if you light it, you set the room up,
With flickering lights.
And if you did,
Would That Not Be Nice.
Would That Not Be Nice.