Pull up the flamingos

Daddy won big at the bingo table

Time to break out the pint of black label

The lord works in mysterious ways

Take down the velvets

Of Jesus and Elvis

I see a happy ending

Somewhere on the road to Vegas

The wheel of fortunes turning and there’s no turning back

Let’s get while no one’s looking, saddle up the Cadillac

We burned our bridges out in California

We never got a star in Hollywood

Now here we are living right next door to you

There goes the neighborhood

Pulling in to paradise

With hula dolls and the dashboard dice

With the bbq on the future looks bright

The lord works in mysterious ways [bad word] on like a blind date

All teeth and handshakes

If all else fails we’ll put the peddle to the metal

And follow the empties on the highway like Hansel and Gretel

The wheel of fortunes turning we’ll all be kicking back

Let’s get while the getting’s golden, find another sugar shack