All my friends are fanboys as you know
All we do is watch Youtube videos
top, Dan and Phil, and Pewds
We make up for like half of the views

All my friends are fanboys as you know
We memorize everything they post
Sometimes even read fanfics too
I try to stop myself but it's no use

 [bad word] to the phandom, where the [bad word] at random
But it's all so great, no clickbait
Just because we sleep with pictures of our favourites doesn't mean we're insane
It does? Okay
You will never know 'obsessed' until you log onto Youtube
And search 'Dan and Phil' or 'Josh and Tyler' just to name a few
You'll spend all day watching other fandom videos and you
You'll have no regret
You'll say what I said

All my friends are fanboys as you know
Everyday we watch our fandom grow
Don't be scared, we're all crazy too
We accept all [bad word]  we do

We don't deal with going outside very well
We spend too much time on our phones, if you couldn't tell
But what if we miss a post, not to mention
We'd have to take a shower and divert attention
From the videos and Twitter posts from all the people who
Keep me staring at my phone screen 'til quarter after two
And I know every song I make just makes me seem more like a fool
I've got no regrets
You know what I said
[Watch it] x2

All my friends are fanboys as you know
We memorize everything they post
Sometimes even read fanfics too
I try to stop myself but it's no use

[All my friends are fanboys as you know
Watch it
All we do is watch Youtube videos
Watch it
All my friends are fanboys as you know
Watch it
All we do is watch Youtube videos]

Glad you came, I almost just hit play
Just one click, my problems melt away
I'm a better person than I was
I think it's time you became one of us