Eminem
Proof - Pimplikeness Lyrics

Artist: Proof f/ D12, Traci Nelson
Album: Searching for Jerry Garcia
Song: Pimplikeness

[ad libs for first 8 seconds]

[Proof]
Aiyyo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat [bad word] and [bad word] bouncin, she ain't movin her feet
Put 20 in her bra, stiff [bad word] had many in her jaw
Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty [bad word] 
I wanna see this [bad word] naked on my livin room flo'
And yo [bad word]  I ain't givin up no dough, fo'sho'
You can be my best friend but might get mad
Don't call me Daddy [bad word]  I [bad word] better than your dad
Let me get up in that [bad word] like I'm ridin horseback [bad word] a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack
I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap
If you hang up the phone then [bad word] don't call back
18's on ice, you ain't seen that befo'
Actin like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling)
I move to a ho, just for one reason
Cause [bad word] need 9-1-1 for no reason
 [bad word]  Proof] + (Eminem)
(I'm somethin like a pimp)
diamond{?} trick, but you ain't seein no chips, young ho
(I said I'm somethin like a pimp)
Can't go on trips, so you could suck my [bad word]  yes [bad word] (I'm somethin like a pimp)
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
(I'm somethin like a pimp)
Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp, big P
(Said I'm somethin like a pimp)

[Kuniva]
I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, [bad word] beat it
Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed
Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?
You ain't gotta tell her nothin, you just told her twice
And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya
Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya
So fresh and so clean, she know the routine
It's such a - wonderful thing, money flow like ravines
They say "Kuniva, get a clothin line" but I'ma chill
Cause when cotton ain't sellin [bad word] always will
And these women they be knowin the deal
That's why these niggaz be blowin a mil' just to keep a ho in they grill
And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin like one though
I [bad word] 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that ho
Cashin 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains
They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin 'em game

[Swifty McVay]
Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her
See I tell a [bad word] quick, if you knew better you'd do better  [bad word] 
They realizin I ain't havin that [bad word] Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin every tramp that she with
I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that
I'm doggin they [bad word]  I'm in joggin pants and a V-neck (hah!)
I put my foot up in her [bad word] so fast
that she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoe'in with a cast on
And I'm knowin just what happened that day
He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you)
You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama
I'm pimpin aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (want my change)
Menage-a-trois is really second nature
I have 88 [bad word] straight takin it to the face {AHH!}
And uh, I can give a [bad word] about a relation
Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid [bad word]  [bad word] 

[Eminem]
Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track.

Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor
Grab a [bad word] up by her hair like I just don't care
and swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major [bad word] kick
Toss a [bad word] out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick
I'm a PIMP, so I give a [bad word] about a [bad word] But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (whoo!)
I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip
But I co