How many biscuits can you eat, this mornin',
How many biscuits can you eat, this evenin',
How many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-nine and a ham of meat,
This mornin', this evening, right now.

I love my wife and I love my babies this 
 morning 
I love my wife and I love my babies this 
 evening 
I love my wife and I love my babies 
Love my biscuits sopped in gravy 
This morning this evening right now.

How many biscuits can you eat, this mornin',
How many biscuits can you eat, this evenin',
How many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-nine and a ham of meat,
This mornin', this evening, right now.

Wake up Sal, you slept too late, this mornin',
Wake up Sal, you slept too late, this evening,
Wake up Sal, you slept too late,
There are no biscuits on my plate,
This mornin', this evening, right now.

How many biscuits can you eat, this mornin',
How many biscuits can you eat, this evenin',
How many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-nine and a ham of meat,
This mornin', this evening, right now.

Make my coffee good and strong this morning 
Make my coffee good and strong this evening 
Make my coffee good and strong 
Keep on bringing those biscuits on 
This morning this evening right now.

How many biscuits can you eat, this mornin',
How many biscuits can you eat, this evenin',
How many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-nine and a ham of meat,
This mornin', this evening, right now.