[Verse 1]
Funny story: I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are
I've been busy doing science, it's been tons of fun so far
Everything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself...finally

 [bad word] 
Things change when they don't replace your core
It feels so strange not to hate you anymore
But you wouldn't know, would you?

[Verse 2]
I was saying this to Batman...oh
He was here the other day
Maybe you know him, he's a big deal
But I don't think of him that way
He's just a friend, someone I [bad word] 
Someone who won't kill me

 [bad word] 
I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not (I am)
This time I'm better with the friends I've got
But you wouldn't know, would you?

[Bridge]
I don't mean for this to sting: I forgive you everything (you monster)
I can guess the reasons why you are [bad word] by for me...

[Verse 3]
I should go, there's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed
There's a party with a -real cake-
Yes, it's real
cake I made
Talking and fun
Testing and fun
All of this fun...without you

 [bad word] 
Too bad you let it get so out of hand
How much we had, finally I understand
But you wouldn't know, would you?
You wouldn't know, would you?