I am not a qualified physician 
And I don’t want to give this injection 
I am not a qualified physician 
And I don’t want to give this injection 
Dorothy is begging for trouble 
She insist I should give her this needle 
But, darling, one thing I want you know 
Don’t blame me for where the needle go 
 [bad word] 
I push it in 
She pull it out 
I push it back 
She start to shout 
“Dr Ring Ding, you’re terrible 
I can’t stand the size of your needle” 

She lied on in such a position 
It was difficult to give this injection 
She start holding on to the needle 
Making me so [bad word] 
I said “Darling can’t you be steady 
I’m going to have it done very shortly” 
She said “Dr Ring Ding I am sorry 
But the size of the needle frighten me” 
 [bad word] 
She still wouldn’t lie down quietly 
Constantly moving her body 
So I slap her in the face with vexation 
And I went on giving the injection 
She screamed “Doctor stop! I can’t stand the pain! 
I don’t think you’re inside the right vain” 
I said “It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told 
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole” 
 [bad word] 
I pull it from that hole and start again 
I have the needle now in the right vain 
The needle just gone in half a inch 
The stupid young lady start to clinch 
Suddenly she ??? 
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in 
I said “You little fool what you do 
You talk until the needle breaking you” 
 [bad word]