Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall 
Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
 Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming All we want to do is eat your brains 
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we [bad word] If you open up the door
 We'll [bad word] inside and eat your brains I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? 
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly All we want to do is eat your brains 
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we [bad word] If you open up the door 
We'll [bad word] inside and eat your brains I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you're working with me I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Know we'll get [bad word] ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take [bad word] criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as [bad word] 
And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open All we want to do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We're at an impasse here, maybe we [bad word] If you open up the door We'll [bad word] inside and eat your brains