Unique:
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid

Unique and Vocal Adrenaline:
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

Unique:
He stands like a statue, [bad word] part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid

Unique and Vocal Adrenaline:
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
pin ball wizard,
Got such a supple wrist.

('How do you think he does it?)
I don't know!
(What makes him so good?')

Unique:
Well, he ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
And never tilts at all...
That deaf dumb and blind kid

Unique and Vocal Adrenaline:
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

He can't beat me now
I've always been the champ
I know every trick
No freak's gonna beat my hand

Unique:
Even on my usual table,
he can beat the best.
His disciples lead him in,
and he just does the rest.

He's got crazy flipper fingers,
I never seen him fall,
That deaf, dumb, blind kid,

Unique and Vocal Adrenaline:
Sure plays a mean pinball.

He's a pinball wizard,
there has to be a twist.
pinball wizard,
got such a supple wrist.

He's a pinball wizard,
his score's a trillion more.
pinball wizard,
the world's new pinball lord.
He's scoring more!
He's scoring more!

I thought I was the Bally table king,
But I just handed my pinball crown to him.
To him!
To him!