Oh the Christmas Star is twinkling 
But the air outside is stinking 
And I see everywhere I go 
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow 

When we finally [bad word] good-night 
Murmurs quietly slip through the hall: 
"Oh, baby! You are so tight!.. 
Oops, I'm sorry, it was wrong hole!!" 

Now I hear the sounds of whooping 
Santa brought us some [bad word] with pooping 
Down the chimney falls (ho-ho-ho!) 
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow 

When we finally [bad word] good-night 
Murmurs quietly slip through the hall: 
"Oh, baby! You are so tight!.. 
Oops, I'm sorry, it was wrong hole!!" 

Piddle purls with peachy relish 
Lot of snowdrifts to embellish 
Christmas calls us all to bestow 
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow