Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
No one makes it out alive on this special holiday

Thought I'd grab some friends, and take them all inside
They don't know what's up, as [bad word] and hide
Tie Rarity in the back, with Pinkie as they cry
Better suck it up my friends cause now you're gonna die!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly in a one horse open slay

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
No one makes it out tonight as we're almost on the way!

Go grab Applejack, and make sure she's unarmed
Throw her in the back, and leave behind the farm
We start speeding up, the factory's in sight
Screams grow louder now as we land for our final flight!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly in a one horse slay

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
No one makes it out alive on this special holiday!