What if they had a race riot? And all different people, of all different races: Black White Yellow Brown Stopped their stomping and screaming long enough to call a [bad word] And have a barbecue. There's so [bad word] many yellow people The other races felt crowded The white people Made a profit on the barbecue Which angered the black people Who in turn vandalised the picnic area Some brown people did a drive by shooting And then some Jews walked on down and sold everybody guns And then police came by to confiscate those guns And at that moment when tensions were highest When all the races were ready to resume the riot mullato newscaster came on the television news and said The polls declared that everyone felt much safer now The guns were confiscated [bad word] the races turned their attentions from each other And turned to their television sets Each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of Elvises On peanut butter sandwiches. All the races were temporarily so happy with this That they cooled the interracial violence dig Oh, but there were so [bad word] many yellow people That the other races felt crowded And the white people Made a profit, on an additional barbecue Which angered the black people Who in turn vandalised the picnic area. And at that moment when tentions were highest When all other races were ready to resume the riot mullato newscaster came on the television and said: The latest polls declared that everybody felt much safer now, That the guns were confiscated. [bad word] [bad word]