[Kurt:]
 [bad word] Santa Claus
 [bad word] Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane

[Santana:]
Vixen and Blitzen
And all his reindeer are
Pulling on the reins

[Rachel:]
Bells are ringing
Children singing
All is merry and bright

[Rachel, Kurt, and Santana:]
Hang your stockings
And say your prayers
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight

[Rachel and Santana:]
 [bad word] Santa Claus
 [bad word] Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane

He's got a bag
That is filled with toys
For the boys and girls again

Hear those sleigh bells
Jingle jangle
What a beautiful sight

Jump in bed
Cover up your head
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight, tonight
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight

[Rachel:]
Happy days ([Kurt:] Happy times) ([Santana:] Listen to the jingle bells and chimes)

[Rachel, Kurt and Santana:]
As Santa [bad word] your way
Today

[Rachel and Kurt:]
 [bad word] Santa Claus
 [bad word] Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus Lane

He doesn't care
If you're rich or poor
For he loves you just the same

Santa knows
That we're God's children
([Kurt:] And that) makes everything right

[Rachel and Santana:]
Fill your hearts
With the Christmas cheer

[Rachel, Kurt and Santana:]
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight, tonight
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight ([Rachel with Santana:] Standby)

[Rachel:]
[scatting]

[Rachel and Santana:]
[scatting] ([Kurt:] Woo! Alright)

[Rachel:]
Laaaaaa

[Rachel and Santana:]
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do

[Rachel:]
Ohhh

[Kurt and Santana (Rachel):]
 [bad word] Santa Claus (Here [bad word] 
 [bad word] Santa Claus (Ba-do-ba-do)
Right down Santa Claus Lane (Right down Santa Claus Lane)

 [bad word] around [bad word] around)
When the chimes ring out (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
That it's Christmas morn again (Christmas morn again)

[Rachel (Santana):]
Peace on Earth (Peace on Earth)
 [bad word] to all [bad word] to all)

[Rachel and Santana:]
If we just follow the light [Kurt: (scatting)]
Let's give thanks to the

[Santana (Rachel):]
Lord above (To the Lord above)

[Rachel, Kurt, and Santana:]
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight

[Rachel:]
Happy days ([Kurt:] Happy times) ([Santana:] Listen to the jingle bells and chimes)

[Rachel, Kurt, and Santana:]
 [bad word] Santa Claus