Heh, Heya kid.
How's it going? I'm Sans [bad word]  [bad word] on in, we've got Burgers and so much more.
Stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humour.
Take a sit, it looks like to me your legs are sore but,
Don't think twice, I know all of your dirty secrets.
So don't try [bad word]  or I'll end your [bad word] life.
But, Hey!
If you're good, I will show you around Snowdin Town.
It's so great, if you're not a [bad word] murderer.
Shop a the shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns.
They'll heal you in battle, but you better not get into any fights or I'll kill you.

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