Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron toucha ikemasen

Me ga sametara anata ga nikkori[1]
Watashi wa "mappa" de hakoiri joutai [bad word] mii
Epuron sashidasu anata ni gakuzen
Kosupure magai no furire wa kanben "he-n-ta-i" desu ka?
Dokkara mita tte ichimokuryouzen
Watashi ga meido de anata wa goshujin sou desho?
Gohoushi [bad word] tame ni urarete kita no ni
Aigan youto ja ganbaremasen tatakai wa [bad word] 
Ai ga [bad word] kara [bad word] Kore ijou wa dame ikemasen! Yamete hasukashii n desu

Shiawase o agetai na wakatte hoshii [bad word] koto nai koto shimashou
Otto bousou kinshi!
Epuron ni [bad word] romanchikku o
Anata dake ni misemasu chirachira hora!

Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron hayaku kaeshinasai

Tamani wa watashi ga osanakaryuu [bad word] Oyukagen ikaga? Nante tazunete mitai
Anime mo moe kei bakka ja
Awei na jidai iki zanre nai ze tsubuyaite [bad word] Sen boyuzutte kisekae OK
Fudangi haregi ni suku mizu burema? Nan ja korya
Robutto dake redo kikai ja nai no yo
Kokoro wa tokidoki yowasa o umu no saijo kara koi [bad word] [2]

Kirai ni nanka narimasen
Jiboku [bad word] mo risotto [bad word] mo kitto zutto daisuki

Shiawase o agetai na kono te no hira de
Mita koto nai yume mimashou
Otto housou kajou!
Epuron ga mikurechau hajagi sugida wa
Anata no gawa ni ireba funifuni funwari!

Shiawase o agetai na wakatte hoshii [bad word] koto nai koto shimashou
Otto bousou kinshi!
Shiawase ni [bad word] no ni shiawase [bad word] Namida ga dete kichaimasu
Yasashii egao kinshi!
Epuron ni [bad word] romanchikku o
Anata dake ni misemasu chirachira houra!

Daitan muteki moe robo burabo-
Epuron totcha ikemasen!
Kekkou suteki moe robo raifu
Epuron hayaku kaeshi nasai!