Slide Show
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Today was the day
For dancing and for singing
The birds in the trees 
and all the bells are ringing 
The sun in the sky
Is bright as bright as second side/sight
Is bright oh God I hope I'm alright
Cause I'm gonna cry
Hold on, hold on
Slow down, slow down
You're out of touch
Out of touch
Cause there is no design for life
There's no devils haircut in my mind
There is not a wonderwall
to climb or step around
But there is a slideshow and it's so slow
Flashing through my mind
Today was the day
But only for the first time
Cause there is no design for life
There's no devils haircut in your mind
There is not a wonderwall
to climb or step around
But there is a slideshow and it's so slow
Flashing through your mind
Today is the day
But only for the first time 
I hope it's not the last time

Blue Flashing Light
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Saturday evening
Saturday evening at a quarter to five
I would see him arrive at the door
Pushed you aside as he staggered inside
Spilling alcohol over the floor
storm is abrewin' and it's sure to fall soon
As I look at you from the shore
So
You better hold on
Cause it's Saturday night
And your friends are all out
And you feel like [bad word] Cause they never call you
No they never call you
No they never call
Never call
Never bloody ever
Call me a name and I'll hit you again
You're a [bad word]  you're a [bad word]  you're a [bad word] Talked to your daddy in that tone of voice
There's a belt hanging over the door
So [bad word] to your room 
And you hide in your room 
Thinking how you could settle the score
But
Saturday night at a quarter to six
And your friends are all out 
And you're live in the sticks
Still they never call you
No they never call you
No they never call
Never call
Never bloody ever call
Blue flashing light last Saturday night
Brought the neighbours all out on the street
They watched as the firemen carried you out
And they stared at each other's feet
Now everyone sees and yet nobody says
How we're all just afraid of the heat
But
It's Saturday night 
And I'm lying alone in the bed that I made
Disconnected the phone
Still they never call you
No they never call you
No they never call
Never call
Never bloody ever call
Never bloody ever
Never 
Never do
Never do