Once was a magical place
 Over time it was lost
 Price increased the cost
 Now the fortune of the kingdom
 Is locked up in its dungeon vaults
 The castle floor lies in traps
 With coiled wired set back
 Decoyed by old cheese
 Now the drawbridge has been lifted
 As the millions

 They drop to their knees
 They pay homage to a king
 Whose dreams are buried
 In their minds

 His tears are frozen stiff
 Icicles drip from his eyes
 The cold wind blows as it snows
 On those who fight to get in
 On heads that are small
 Disillusioned as they enter

 They're unaware what's
 Behind castle walls
 But now it's written in stone
 The king has been overthrown
 By jesterly fools
 And the power of the people
 [bad word] to believe they [bad word]  They pay homage to a king
 Whose dreams are buried
 In their minds
 His tears are frozen stiff

 Icicles drip from his eyes
 [bad word] to the tragic kingdom
 Cornfields of popcorn
 Have yet to spring open
 Have they lost their heads
 Or are they just all blind mice
 We've heard all their stories
 One too many times
 Hypnotized by fireflies
 That glow in the dark
 Midgets that disquise themselves
 As tiny little dwarfs

 The parade that's electrical
 It serves no real purpose
 Just takes up a lot of juice
 Just to impress us
 They pay homage to a king
 Whose dreams are buried
 In their minds
 His tears are frozen stiff

 Icicles drip from his eyes
 [bad word] to the tragic kingdom
 Cornfields of popcorn
 Have yet to spring open