friend of mine called me up not long ago 
He knew me since I was knee high to a grass hopper 
But I evidently didn't give him the right answer 
because he said to me: 

Mink Schmink, Money Schmoney 
Think your hot now don't ya honey. 
What have you got if you haven't got love 
Silk Schmilk, Satin Schmatin 
penthouse high in old Manhattan 
That's not enough if you haven't got love 
Happiness is not a thing that you can buy 
It takes loving, lotsa loving, from the right guy 
Pearls Schmearls, Nermen Shmermen 
From Jim or Jack or Joe or Herman 
That's not enough if you haven't got love 
Ring Schming, Jewellery Schmellery 
Don't you know that's just Tom Foolery 
What have you got if you haven't got love 
Cars Schmars and Princes Schminces 
With caviar and chicken blinces 
Don't mean a thing if you haven't got love
Love is just a simple thing that you can't buy 
You can't get it wholesale darlin', why try? 
Tips Schmips, Angle Schmangle 
Play around and get entangled 
What have you got if you haven't got, haven't got love? 
I'll take the jaguar on the right