am really special cuz there's only one of me
look at my smile, I'm so [bad word] happy, the people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 [bad word] 
I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so [bad word] happy, the people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave [bad word] to my happy world, now get your [bad word] and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! [bad word] You!