hey dude
hey dude
hey dude
hey bro
hey buddy
hey dude
hey dude
hey dude

hey dude i was thinking we could go do
something dirty
hey dude i was thinking we could go do
something dirty
well i don't know man i like to do manly things
you know just manly guys doin manly things
you know what i mean
listen i like to do manly things but i like baby to do them with you
i was thinking we could go do something dirty yea
di di di di di dirty yea
dirty?like what [bad word] 
like soccer practice with the water polo team do some track and field on the football green go to the locker room do some weight training dude it'd be real hot to join the army
soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx suck

i'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room after wrestling
i'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room after wrestling
i was there cause my buddies down
there is nothing wrong with helpin a buddy out
i was there cause my buddies down (yes)
there is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out
with [bad word] 
soccer practice with the water polo team do some track and field on the football green go to the locker room do some weight training dude it'd be real hot to join the army
marines airforce of course...yes sir

soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice xxxx xxxx suck
soccer practice xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice hey buddy hey bro
hey dude hey dude hey dude hey dude [bad word] 
soccer practice with the water polo team do some track and field on the football green go to the locker room do some weight training dude it'd be real hot to join the army
soccer practice ooooo soccer practice
get a towel shower up do it now for the coach
soccer practice....soccer practice xxxx xxxx suck*repeat xxxx xxxx xxxx soccer practice*
outro:
wait a min dude you arnt talking about soccer practice or joining the army at all are you?you're right....i'm not...alright boys shower up