I'm looking for a girl
with a washing machine
and a room that's cool and shady

I'm looking for a girl
with a shower and bath [bad word] on, baby, don't look at me like that

I'm looking for a girl
with a washing machine
I ain't saying
I ain't saying I'm dirty
and I ain't saying I'm clean

oooh oooh

I'm looking for a girl
with a washing machine
and a room that's cool and shady

I'm looking for a girl
without plans for the night
I ain't saying I'm lonely
but I could use [bad word] 

I'm looking for a girl
with a washing machine
I ain't saying
I ain't saying I'm dirty
and I ain't saying I'm clean

oooh oooh

I bet you've got a washing machine
I bet you ain't got nothing to do
but I'm just a boy who came into town
I won't let you down

oooh oooh