Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here [bad word] a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
Grandma [bad word] over by a reindeer fa-la-la

 [bad word] your balls with a sleigh
Jingle bells in your face

 [bad word] 
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
 [bad word] [bad word] up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and [bad word] 
escape from this very merry medley is futile

Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little [bad word] boy never really had a band [bad word] all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what i hear, silver [bad word] pum-pum

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
 [bad word] [bad word] up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and [bad word] 
escape from this very merry medley is futile