Hi-ridin' daddy-o
Prince of the rodeo
Spur-hump heyho let's go
Prince of the rodeo
Fornicator of the lasso
Prince of the rodeo
Sperminator of the [bad word] Prince of the rodeo
Shoot the chute
Pull the flute
I'm back in the saddle -
the world's most promising cowboy

Lo-ridin' daddy-o
Prince of the rodeo [bad word] denim Romeo
Prince of the rodeo
Rhinestone homo rock'n'roll
Prince of the rodeo
Buns of steel - Geronimo!
Prince of the rodeo
Jerk that calf
Half-n-half
I'm back in the saddle -
the world's most progressive cowboy

And don't forget the clown

I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low
Prince of the rodeo