Here [bad word] 
You'd better watch your step 
She's going to play you for a fool 
Yes, it's [bad word] 
Won't take long to realise 
Just look into her false coloured eyes 
She'll build you up to just put you down 
What a clown
'Cos everybody knows 
The things she does to please 
She's just a little tease 
See the way she walks 
Oh, hear the way she talks
You're written in her book 
You're number thirty-seven, take a look 
 [bad word] out of cider vinegar today 
Oi, hey
Little boy, she's from the street 
Take one look and you're already beat 
You missed the last bus into town 
So you may as well pull her knickers down
Oh, everybody knows 
The things she does to tease 
The things she does to please 
See the way she walks 
Oh, hear the way she talks
Oh, oh, oh 
Oh, oh, oh 
Oh, oh, oh 
Here we go 
Oh oh, oh