[bad word] 
Uh-oh, uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh [bad word] the Hammer!)
Uh-oh, uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh [bad word] the Hammer!)

[MC Hammer]
Yes, this is a mission, that I'm on
Takin out the weak on the microphone
I'm hype -- so don't talk
about the hard hittin Hammer, when you can't even walk
on the STAGE -- after me
And if you do, yo, a catastrophe
happens -- just like that
I rock 'em all from white to black
OH, OH, OH - BUST IT!
 [bad word] 

[Dance interlude]
Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo
Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo
Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo
Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo

[MC Hammer]
"Naw, NAW!" -- is what I said
when I came to see a show
I looked and it was dead, DEAD!! -- y'know!
Like a body in the ground, will your show ever grow?
Let me know -- if not
then close yo' mouth because you sho' ain't hot
It needs WORK! -- like a car in a wreck
They call me Hammer, you gotta earn my respect
OH, OH, OH - Yeah!
 [bad word] w/ dance interlude]

[MC Hammer]
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Yeah! Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)

BUST IT! - I don't hesitate -- or wait
Before the bell rings, I'm out the gate
and rollin, out for mine
Workin so hard for such a long time
In life, it's here and gone
So (PEDAL TO THE HAMMER) while I'm watchin the throne
Not a king, just feelin hype
You dance to the music while I'm on the mic
OH, OH, OH - Here we go!
 [bad word] w/ dance interlude]

[MC Hammer]
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
C'mon, let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Yeah! Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)

BUST IT! - minute or two, now I'm rollin
whole new style that the people are holdin
ON -- TO
I move, I groove, I rap, you're through
You're so plain -- just plain
Your ego so big, that you missed the whole train
a-GAIN, my friend
The people wanted more, that's why the Hammer's in
OH, OH, OH - Yeah!
 [bad word] w/ dance interlude]

[MC Hammer]
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Yeah! Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
C'mon, let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Yeah! Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)

Check me out..
MOVE on the floor, and get hype
You came to get wit it and this is your night
YEAH! - Let 'em know
The cool, the hard, the fly (HOOOOOO!)
We're in here! - and it's pumpin
Hammer's in the speaker and you know the bass is bumpin
LOUD!! -- and low
It's about that time so here we go
OH, OH, OH - BUST IT!
 [bad word] w/ dance interlude]

[MC Hammer]
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Yeah! Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
Let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
C'mon, let's make it SMOOOOOOOTH... [bad word] !)
BUST IT!