I am a boy with no money
No friends to buy to think it is funny
I'm sad to sing that I'm down
Really down

She is a girl with no one
No diamond rings, no joy and laughter
She's sad to sing that she's down
Really down

Here is a song for the lovely people
With money and love and everything
They're proud to say that it's not really a song

Sha la la, we will [bad word] friends
La la la, will we? will we? we'll [bad word] .!
Sha la la, will we? will we? we'll [bad word] friends!
La, la, la la