The indie kids are a bunch of snobs, [bad word] 
my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid [bad word] #33; why do they think I
play PUNK ROCK?!?!
Steve Albini playing god of indie haven, stupid dorks
keeping time in seven and eleven!

Indie sux, Hard-line sux, Emo sux, YOU SUCK! X2

I'm not a vegan and I have had , so some hard-line
kids tried to kick my [bad word] 
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
They're anti-choice, they're fascist youth, their songs
all sound like metal tunes!

Indie sux, Hard-line sux, Emo sux, YOU SUCK! X2

I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates
into REALLY WEEK!
All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in
their eyes?
I just can't understand it all, even I don't always
ball...
(Boo-hoo-hoo... My girlfriend dumped me... whimper
snivel... and I'm really-really hurt...)

Indie sux, Hard-line sux, Emo sux, YOU SUCK! X2