Where did I go, I’ve been gone
haven’t made songs in so long
Been locked down on house arrest for
all the [bad word] I did wrong
Meanwhile pop music moved on
Big hits are EDM songs
So I called up Skrillex and Diplo
This video’s so dark you can barely see me
there’s no lighting
Now you can see that I’m singing, but my mouth is barely moving
Even though I’ve got a brand new model girlfriend every week
This song’s about how I’m lonely
Look at me pout
I bite my lip it’s so cheesy
I have new [bad word] hair
I did a Roast to change my image
Cos I have to try to make the world think I’m not a D-bag
Man did I fool all those dumb pricks

Why weren’t we asked to be in this?
Justin wants all of the credit!
So just keep messing with his pics!

Who is drawing all these [bad word] pics?
I thought I told you guys that you can not be in this
We wrote this song and made this beat, jerk! We own it!
So get lost dude!
We only let you sing on it to sell more units
That is [bad word] #33;
And now we’ve got a hit cos all your radid fans bought it
We used you.
What?

Oh my God! I’m gonna kill you!
you, you, you, you
We have a weapon to beat you!
What is it? What will you use?
I will simply play for you
a high-pitched annoying flute loop
Yeah, so what! What will that do?
It will drive you looney tunes
It can cast magic spells too
And it’s starting now…

We now summon a mutant version
of your ex best friend
with this magic flute
Look there he is!
He’s huge and he’s [bad word] #33;
 [bad word]  it’s Mally my pet monkey!
You abandoned me in Germany
now it’s time JB
I get my revenge
Oh no!
 [bad word] with me to captivity
No please let me go!