It's hard being a man
Livin' in a garbage pail
My landlady called me up
She tried to hit me with a mop

I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright

I live with thirteen dead cats
purple dog that wears spats
They're all livin in a hall
And I can't stand it anymore

I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright

It's hard being a man
Livin' in a garbage pail
My landlady call me up
She tried to hit me with a mop

I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright
But if Shelly would [bad word] back it'd be alright
Be alright, be alright....