When I first began to learn the ways of sorcery
I quickly found it wasn't the easiest course for me
I blew things up, then burn them down
Made water float, then nearly drowned
I wanted [bad word] and hide
But my teacher took me aside and said

The sorcerer's secret
Is never giving up the fight
You must keep trying till you finally get it right

Learning magic can be tricky
And occasionally sticky
So don't you ever forget the sorcerer's secret
The sorcerer's secret

 [bad word] bridge)

The sorcerer's secret
Is never giving up the fight
You must keep trying till you finally get it right
(Right)

Learning magic can be tricky
(Tricky)
And occasionally sticky
(Sticky)
If you put in lots of practice
I know your surely gonna crack this
It's a simple lesson
You should never forget the sorcerer's secret

(Secret)
It's the sorcerer's secret, sing it
(Secret)
It's the sorcerer's
(Secret)