I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

(Eminem)
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so [bad word] him and [bad word] you too!
You think I give a [bad word] about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 [bad word]  Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little [bad word]  put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!
I should download her audio on MP3 
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (*AHHH!*)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you (*bzzzt*)
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a [bad word] like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!