Doitsu~ Doitsu~ Doitsu~ wa ii tokoro da yo~
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan [bad word] Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai~
Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo~
Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga Doitsu~
Demo Doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino
Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
Ore no haato ore no kowakute namida dechau yo
Neechan mo dekai yo~ [bad word] wo mainichi haretsu [bad word] no wa shumi nano~?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide~
kankoukyaku ga [bad word] Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute
takumashii no~ Hyahhoo~!