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If I could be a [bad word] for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a [bad word] for a day Now for one whole day, a [bad word] I could be The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me If I could be a [bad word] for a day Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do If I could be a [bad word] for a day Oh if I could be a [bad word] for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a [bad word] for a day Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere If I could be a [bad word] for a day Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job If I could be a [bad word] for a day Oh if I could be a [bad word] for a day I could live my life the free and easy way I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay If I could be a [bad word] for a day And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it And I could call Jesse or Al, [bad word] and start a riot If I could be a [bad word] for a day But I can't be a [bad word] and I don't really have to be 'Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me So I don't wanna be a [bad word] for a day I don't wanna be a [bad word] for a day I don't wanna live the free and easy way I'll [bad word] long, and [bad word] hard, but that's okay 'Cause I'll never be a [bad word] for a day No, I'll never be a [bad word] for a day