Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman 
From that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed 
I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it [bad word] this banquet for the mildly inspiring and… 

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman 
From that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed 
I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it [bad word] this banquet for the mildly inspiring and… 

When you’re in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes 
Whoa, everything goes according to plan 

I’m the new cancer, never looked better, you can’t stand it 
Because you say so under your breath 
You’re reading lips “When did he get all confident?” 

Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer? 
Never looked better, and you can’t stand it 

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and 
I bet you just can’t keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and 
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign 
I bet to them your name is “Cheap”, I bet to them you look like shh… 

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears 
And keep telling yourself that “I’m a diva!” 
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, 
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin 

I’m the new cancer, never looked better, you can’t stand it 
Because you say so under your breath 
You’re reading lips “When did he get all confident?” 

Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer? 
Never looked better, and you can’t stand it 

Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer? 
I’ve never looked better, and you can’t stand it 

Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer? 
I’ve never looked better, and you can’t stand it 

And I know, and I know, it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up 
I’ve never been so surreptitious, so of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the punch 

And I know, and I know, it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up 
I’ve never been so surreptitious, so of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the punch 

And I know, and I know, it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up 
I’ve never been so surreptitious, so of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the punch