n days of old when knights were bold we sailed across the sea

To see what we could see yes to see what we could see

To slay the dragon, to save the maiden, to hear the angels sing

Well we weren't quite what we seemed, no we weren't quite what we seemed

In days of old

The king, the Pope they sat and moped they needed a game to play

So they started a [bad word]  yes they started a [bad word] 
And all the knight from across the land decided this must be fun

So they would play along, yes they would play along

In days of old

To slay the dragon, to save the maiden, to hear the angels sing

Well we weren't quite what we seemed, no we weren't quite what we seemed

In days of old

Well my legs were shaky, my voice was quaky, my armor shined in the sun

And the battle had just begun, yes the battle had just begun

I turned my steed and I started to flee as my [bad word] turned into a noose

And I couldn't wiggle it loose, no I couldn't wiggle it loose

o slay the dragon, to save the maiden, to hear the angels sing

Well we weren't quite what we seemed, no we weren't quite what we seemed

In days of old