This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to [bad word] her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and [bad word] give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna [bad word] you.. softly"
"I'm gonna [bad word] you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's [bad word]  teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love [bad word] Then I'll [bad word] [bad word] you discreetly
and then I'll [bad word] bone [bad word] but then I'm gonna [bad word] .. you hard.....
Hard........