Fat flabby Annie was incredibly big
 She weighed just about sixteen stone
 And then a fake dietitian went and put her on a diet
 Now she looks like skin and bone
 She looks like skin and bone
 
Do the meditation and yoga
 And she's thrown away the good food guide
 And she's given up the alcohol the pizzas
 And the pies and now she's lookin' like she's ready to die
 You can't see her walk by

She don't eat no mashed potatoes
 She don't eat no buttered scones
 She don't eat no carbohydrates
 You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone

Living on the edge of starvation
 And she says she's got no appetite
 And her father and her mother
 And her sisters and her brothers
 Couldn't see her when she walked by
 You can't see her walk by

She don't eat no mashed potatoes
 She don't eat no buttered scones
 Stay away from carbohydrates
 You're gonna look like skin and bone

She used to be so cuddly
 She used to be so fat
 But oh what a sin 'cos she's oh so thin
 That she lost all the friends that she had
 She looks like skin and bone

Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 She said, "Shh"

Skins and bones and bones and bones and bones and
 Bones and bones and bones and bones
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin
 Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones

If you look flabby
 And you feel overweight
 And you wanna lose a couple of stone
 Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises
 And you'll look like skin and bone [bad word] on rattle them bones
 Put your hands up in the ceiling
 Bend your hips and touch your toes
 Do your daily exercises
 You're gonna look like skin and bone

Don't eat no carbohydrates
 Don't eat no buttered scones
 Stay away from mashed potatoes
 You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone