[Verse 1: Deuce]
I wanna party every day till I can't see straight
new girl each [bad word] your way
Always getting [bad word] up till I'm puking out my brains
As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change
Supers in the morning, liquor all day
And when I'm feeling horny, groupies got brain
Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe
When the show's over, [bad word] out to play
I go right past, touch on first base
As long as you got an itty-bitty waist
And got a nice little itty-bitty friend
You know I'll do my things to that little pretty face

 [bad word]  Deuce]
From LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
First you see me, but now you don't

 [bad word]  Deuce]
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, [bad word]  all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a [bad word] 
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can

[Verse 2: Deuce]
On top of the world, got money to blow
Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl
These [bad word] sporting my t-shirts
They be falling off when you see them crowd surf
Every night is just a blur
Keep sipping vodka till it hurts
Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt
Bring her back to the trailer so we can get to work
I promise you it ain't gonna hurt
I'll be the patient, you could be the nurse
Switch it all around, we can both take turns
Gotta make sure you get what you're worth

 [bad word]  Deuce]

 [bad word]  Deuce]

[Bridge: Deuce and Gadget]
Catch me if you can, everyday's Friday, Friday
 [bad word]  I'm the new Rebecca Black
Driving down the highway my way
Brand new tour bus, bring some [bad word] ones in the back
Where we go is where the fun's at
And by fun I mean getting in your pants
You know how we always be getting out of hand
And how I keep the party rocking all fricking year, [bad word] 

[Interlude: Deuce and Gadjet]
From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe

 [bad word]  Deuce]

 [bad word]  Deuce]
I'm gone, [bad word]  I'm all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
Too hard for you to understand
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, [bad word]  all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a [bad word] 
(So [bad word] you!)

[Outro: Deuce and Gadjet]
So throw your hands in the air
And wave them all around like you just don't care
If you's a [bad word] player, we'll play [bad word] or Dare
If you wanna find the games, well, they're over here
So throw your face down, right down here
And wave it all around like you just don't care
Cause I'm a real player who never plays fair
We can all have fun, we all like to share