I've tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that [bad word] near her 
I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start

Every little thing she does is magic
Every thing she does just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on

Do I have to tell the story 
Of a thousand rainy days
Since we first met
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

Every little thing she does is magic
Every little thing she does just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on

I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the phone
Long before my tongue has tripped me
Must I always be alone?

Every little thing she does is magic
Every thing she does just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on