Alexander, our older brother
Set out for a great adventure
He tore our images out of his pictures
He scratched our names out of all his letters

Our mother should have just named you Laïka!
 [bad word] on Alex, you can do it [bad word] on Alex, there's nothing to it
If you want something, don't ask for nothing
If you want nothing, don't ask for something

Our mother should have just named you Laïka!
It's for your own good
It's for the neighborhood

Our older brother bit by a vampire
For a year we caught his tears in a cup
And now we're going to make him drink it [bad word] on Alex, don't die or dry up

Our mother should have just named you Laïka!
It's for your own good
It's for the neighborhood

When [bad word] home you always start a fight
So the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights
The police disco lights
Now the neighbors can dance
Look at them dance