"Love And [bad word] quot;

Is my life not all that I thought it would be?
Is it simply ordinary?
Oh, is it far from all my fantasies?

I lay awake
I lay awake at night and brood
About the things I never do
And how I'm missing out on love and [bad word] 

Love and [bad word] 
Why are they so hard to achieve
Love and [bad word] 
They're such [bad word]  [bad word] in such small quantities
Love and [bad word] where are you?

I dance
I go out on the town and dance
I go and try to find romance
But all [bad word] home is with empty hands
Oh, boo, hoo, hoo
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, cha-chagrin
But all I really want is love and [bad word] 

Oh, love and [bad word] 
Why is it that I cannot find these sweet delights
Oh, love and [bad word] 
If everything was up to me
I'd make sure that there was plenty of love and [bad word] 
Love and [bad word] where are you?