I don't know about your brain -
but mine is really bossy [bad word] home from a day on the golf course
and I find all these messages
scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like:
"Why don't you get a real job?"
Or: "You and what army?"
Or: "Get a horse".
And then I hear this [bad word] from the back of my head
Yep! It's my brain again
And when my brain talks to me, he says:

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the park
Take me to the movies
Cause I love to sit in the dark
Take me to Tahiti
Cause I love to be hot
And take me out on the town tonight
Cause I know the new hot spot. He says:

Babydoll! Ooo oo oo Babydoll Ooo He says:
Babydoll! I love it when [bad word] when I call
Babydoll! You don't have to talk I know it all
Babydoll! Ooo oo oo Babydoll Ooo

Well I'm sitting around trying to write a letter
I'm wracking my brains trying to think
of another word for horse
I ask my brain for some assistance.
And he says: "Huh...Let's see...How about cow?"
That's close. He says:

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the park
Take me to the movies
Cause I love to sit in the dark
Take me to your leader
And I say: Do you mean George?
And he says: I just want to meet him
And I [bad word] on I mean I don't even know George!
And he says:

Babydoll! Ooo oo oo Babydoll Ooo He says:
Babydoll! I love it when [bad word] when I call
Babydoll! You don't have to talk I know it all
Babydoll! Ooo oo oo Babydoll Ooo